Cars at my house

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 07/26/2018 at 00:03 • Filed to: None

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I am going f or a swim before bed.

PS9 > ImmoralMinority 07/26/2018 at 00:27

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Scooter: Come on in here and git dis booty.

IM: ...

Scooter: I know you ain’t just gon stand there all half chub, COME ON AND GET DIS BOOTY

IM: I’m not even gonna. I’m not even gonna. Just no.

Scooter: Ugh, fine. Yo SandChaffer can watch, but he can’t participate. Deal?

IM: YOU. ARE. A. SCOOOOOTER!!!

Scooter: And you are a man. A fine sexy hunk’o man that ain’t been talkin’ to me since you cheated on me with the GimpChaser at radwood .

IM: Stop calling him names. His name is Sun-

Scooter: -Loser

IM: No

Scooter: And you know what my name is?

IM: Don’t do it-

Scooter:FFFFAAAABUUUULOOOUUUUU-

IM: STOP!!!

Scooter: I ain’t asking for much. I don’t want yo money. I don’t even want a ring. I just...I just want you to come git this booty. Come on, baby. I know you want it...

IM: ...

Scooter: ...

* IM draws the garage curtain closed*

Scooter: That’s right!

IM: Shut up. You’re not allowed to make noise while the wife and kids are home. You know the deal.

Scooter: *Under breath* Wert never made me make no deal...

IM: What?

Scooter: What?